Me: (texts Mr. J. a list of things I want him to bring from the apartment when he comes to visit)
Mr. J.: (calls me three seconds later) What do you mean by cat brush?
Me: The cat brush. Like the brush for cats?
Mr. J.: Oh ok, I just wanted to clarify that it was the cat brush and not some weird cat shaped brush thing that you have.
Mr. J.: (Laughs)
Me: I’m laughing because I can totally see why you need clarification.
Mr. J.: Yeah.