(ALERT: this blog post contains extreme gushing and objectification of my significant other. Because I’m obsessed. With my significant other. As is normal (if you’re not obsessed with your significant other, what is wrong with you?) It gets really cheesy and lovey-dovey here. You have been warned.) The Backstory In the spring of 2014 I […]Read more "Long Distance Relationships"
Mr. J: (cat sitting on his lap) Could you unplug that cord? Me: (walks over) This cord? Mr. J: Yep, just unplug it and plug it back in. Me: Whatcha gonna give me for it? Mr. J: Food? Me: (dramatic pause while thinking) Okay.Read more "Negotiations"
I have successfully not cheated! I have existed for 41 days without a cigarette! After my first post about quitting smoking, I cheated several times and ultimately fell off the quit wagon. But! Sept. 7 Mr. J went away for a week and I resumed my quest for a nicotine free lifestyle. After quitting and […]Read more "Quitting Smoking Update"
Anyone else read Frog and Toad are Friends by Arnold Lobel?Read more "Neat Wine Bottle Lables"