Mr. J: (cat sitting on his lap) Could you unplug that cord?

Me: (walks over) This cord?

Mr. J: Yep, just unplug it and plug it back in.

Me: Whatcha gonna give me for it?

Mr. J: Food?

Me: (dramatic pause) Okay.

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Jessica Halsey lives in Arkansas and earning a degree in Laboratory Science while she writes books about werewolves and faeries, a well as many strange poems. She loves birdwatching and performing venipuncture. Her spark bird is the Rose-Breasted Grosbeak and her house words are, “Is there blood on the floor?”

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