Me: (gets into bed, burrows under blankets) Hey! It’s your turn to take care of the humidifier. And the bathroom light is on.
Mr. J: (noise of mild distress)
Me: Oh come on!
Mr. J: I guess we’re sleeping with the light on.
Me: No! Come on!
Mr. J: I can’t move.
Mr. J: (another noise of mild distress)
Me: Fine! (unburrows self and fills humidifier)
Mr. J: You’re like the Lord Commander of the Humidity Watch.
Me: (turns off light. returns to bed, trips over Mr. J’s phone charger and screeches)