Beach Towel

My mom recently gifted me with an abstract neon skull beach towel. Here’s what happened when she bought it:

Mom: (puts towel on counter)

Cashier: Ma’am? You do realize these are HUMAN skulls?

Mom: Yes, it’s for my daughter, she collects them. I’m so thrilled you have something I can get her that will make her happy.

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Jessica Halsey is the author of The Slaughter Chronicles and many strange poems. She lives in Arkansas and writes urban fantasy, preternatural horror, and experimental poetry (and sometimes science fiction).

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