Me: This time don’t throw away your baking stuff because you’re inevitably going to need it and end up buying the same stuff again.
Mr. J: I got stuff that actually works this time Jess.
Me: What’s this for?
Mr. J: It’s a blender wand, I’m definitely keeping that because it works with my shakes.
Mr. J: Jess, put the blender down. You might cut yourself.
Me: But the blade isn’t attached. It’s all the way over there.
Mr. J: Put the blade down Jess.
Me: How am I going to cut myself when the blade’s not attached.
Mr. J: Put it down Jess.