Leela: (screams) Me: Why do you think you're automatically entitled to a piece of everything I eat? Leela: (screams louder) Me: Oh, right...
My mom recently gifted me with an abstract neon skull beach towel. Here's what happened when she bought it: Mom: (puts towel on counter) Cashier: Ma'am? You do realize these are HUMAN skulls? Mom: Yes, it's for my daughter, she collects them. I'm so thrilled you have something I can get her that will make … Continue reading Beach Towel
So I just had an epiphany. I was writing an email to a friend, I like to let her know what I'm working on even though sometimes I feel quite intrusive because she's made of awesome and does all the awesome things (more on confidence and conversations with other creatives later). I wrote sometimes I … Continue reading Why I can’t write Part 2
Writing as a person who has a "day" job. I'm not an entrepreneur, I'm not a business person. I can't afford to just write and make money off of my writing. I have zero expectations that writing will make me financially stable. But writing isn't a hobby for me, writing keeps me alive. Writing gives … Continue reading Why can’t I write?
Now I only write numbers. 05 line the 26 day line 2018 My initials are not letters but curves in the road, a roundabout, a punctuated swirl. I never write my initials the same way twice But the lab techs and quality know every time it's me because they Analyze beautifully I don't know what … Continue reading Physical(ity)ly
So I've got some wasps trying to make a home behind the aluminum siding next to my front door. I was standing on my balcony zoning out after the storm and one of the wasps flew straight at me. Usually I move and make my slightly disturbed distress noise but because my brain has been … Continue reading Good Neighbors
So we had to go to the ER last night. Everything's fine. And I got to take more pictures of random shit on walls. Mr. J. was not amused but he got over it. One of the RNs was very amused and told me to keep doing me. I am happy to oblige. This first … Continue reading More stuff on walls